Beer Flu

When you wake up the next morning after a heavy night of drinking, unable to go to work you phone and call in “sick”

John phoned in sick today, but I recon he has a case of beer flue.

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Conference foot

Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.

Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”

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