Rip an Eric

When you are at the dinner table with guests and you rip a fat fat. Once the smell hits the guests, the head of table gets up walks into his room and slams the door.

I went to Katie’s house last night to meet her family and i happened to rip an Eric.

Pull a Waretown

When you’re at the bar and you’re dancing with a white trash milf. You begin to realize your fate and force yourself to get blackout drunk so you can sleep with her.

“Did you hear about Tony in Nashville?”
“No, what happened?”
“He had to Pull a Waretown”