man

A miserable pile of secrets.

"What is a MAN?"
*Dracula pushes his wine-glass off the armrest of his throne, to which it shatters upon impact with the ground.*
"A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

disrespectful

A buzzword (a) parent(s) or guardian(s) like(s) to throw around whenever their child becomes just a bit too self-aware and begin thinking for themselves. (Most commonly used during arguments and offers at constructive criticism.)

Person A: *winning an argument against aforementioned parent(s) or guardian(s)
Person B: oOoh, yoU're BeIng So disrespectful!!1 You'rE sO uNgratefUl!1!