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Angel

A name some couples call themsleves as a term of endearment, usually to indicate they have been 'saved' by the other person.

'Hello my angel, could you possibly do something around the house for once'?

'Hello Angel, do you want some jelly beans'?

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024


Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024


Nester

When your penis is so small it's 'nesting in your public hair' and is fully hidden.

'Hey, have you seen those naked pictures of Chris going around? He's got a right nester'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024