lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

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polish chess match

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.

I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

Baby in the street

When an physical opponent is over matched and in danger of bodily harm.

The big power forward is being guarded by the small point guard in the paint. There’s a baby in the street.

Or, get your baby off the street

Keep running your mouth son! Someone tell this mutherfuckers momma to get her baby off the street!

mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

string fling

When you and the woman you’re going to hook up with just don’t care that’s she’s has a tampon inserted. Usually while drunk.

I banged your sisters roommate last night, but it was a string fling.

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