Yanks

Yanks: thanks for nothing. politely being a dick about it without pissing them off.

Buyer: Saw your ad on Craigslist. a tablet for $50. Can you drive down to Duarte?

Seller: Sorry I do not wish to.

Buyer: yanks

Angry volcano

Angry volcano - when a girl that smokes weed or whatever you prefer, sucks your dick and gets your dick hard while blowing smokes around it.

Girlfriend: light it up...

Friend: puff puff pass

Girlfriend: you wanna see an angry volcano?

Friend: sure...

Girlfriend: pulls his pants down and sucked it to get hard and takes a fat rip and sucks it again while blowing cloud of smoke on your dick

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