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Named "Vomit Voice" due to them spewing nothing but words so vile, they belong in a toilet bowl. Also because hearing or reading what they say makes you physically ill.
A Vomit Voice is someone who goes beyond the realms of being a standard "Internet troll" & into something far, far worse. An individual spouting things so vile & putrid that they make even the most vicious 'internet troll' stop & say "hey, thats too far.." oftentimes unprovoked, these cretins slither from their virtual caves, usually when they see someone doing well or feeling good & just seek to bring them down in the most disgusting & uncalled for ways.
These are people who wish bad things happen to others for no good reason other than they just don't like someone. People who target another person's misfortune or short comings, or mocking the death of someone, wishing death on people. Wishing physical harm on someone out of spite or jealousy. Wishing illness or suffering on someone. Specifically targeting someone for something you know they are struggling with or have struggled to overcome. People who hate people simply for the colour of their skin or who they love or how they identify & take that hatred out in the aforementioned ways.
In short, the WORST kinds of Internet folks.
"You need serious help. No one should ever talk to someone this way. You're a Vomit Voice & should be banned from talking to people. Like, forever. Stop spewing your repulsive shit like that over people."
"Did you see that bloke on Twitter? The one with 4 followers, 25 numbers in his username & a profile picture of a pineapple in space? Well, he was taking shots at Gary because he came out as gay. He mocked Gary's dad, who's disabled & then laughed that Gary's mum had died. That was the most vile Vomit Voice I've ever seen"
'Skalabondi' can be placed anywhere you want in any sentence and can literally mean anything you want, but is usually said in excitement or as a greeting or farewell phrase.
"Skalabondi, lads!"
"Oooh, Skalabondi! I'm so pumped for the PS5!"
Semen that has been sweetened by the drinking of Pineapple Juice.
Or alternatively, semen that has been baked into a cake.
"Oh, I sucked off Dez last night. He's been drinking tons of Pineapple Juice & has some serious YumNut right now"
"You want to try some of this Christmas cake? It's 3 types of YumNut in it."