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Misny

A man of godly power that will mess you up with his insurance.

Dude, last night I summoned Misny because some pleb decided to hit my Bugatti With their garbage G wagon.

by Literally God December 14, 2019


The roundhouse raspberry

A special type of punishment that inflicts agonizing pain. You take the scrotum of the male and you twist it as much as possible until it’s as red as a raspberry. Then have Chuck fucking Norris roundhouse kick the testicles and let the scrotum fly like a plane propeller.

Father... please... not the roundhouse raspberry. My testies are still sore from when you bit my scrotum off.

by Literally God December 16, 2019