longfellow

if idiots could fly, this place would be an airport

person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow
person 3: fucking narc

Dillon

A dude who looks like a damn chick. Dillon screams 9 octave notes that not even Maria Carey can reach for no apparent reason at all. Has a huge ass crush on a drama queen who severely needs to get hit in the head with a brick written ‘common sense’ on it. Dillon has multiple accounts of sexual harassment and is now a sex offender in 32 states.

Dude 1: damn that girl can hit those high notes
Dude 2: ....... that’s dillon

Eric

he is a narc and sounds like bob from bobs burgers

erics a damn narc

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