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A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.
Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.
I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!
47π 10π
When you have to take 3 or more different kinds of pills.
My grandparents spend a half an hour every morning consuming their prescription pillage!
60π 87π
A woman with an extremely furry bush, based on the college limerick:
Mary-Mary
cunt quite hairy
how do your pubies grow!
31π 24π
Rice = a solid pore plug (blackhead or whitehead). Trophy rice is rice that is left on the bathroom mirror by its former owner, as if displaying a trophy for everyone else to see and oggle over.
I hate having Pizza Face as a roomy. He always leaves trophy rice and face yogurt on the bathroom mirror. Gross!
30π 10π
(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.
(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!
SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.
FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.
SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
14π 2π
18 or 19 year old. The ultimate age! I am BOTH a teenager, AND an adult!
Our church has an Adulteen group, we do lots of fun things on Saturdays.
54π 14π
When a woman (or man?) is penetrated by 2 cocks at once.
Joe did the cockatwo with Jerry and Larry.
13π 4π