confucktion

A confused, fucked up mess.

I was going to head to the supermarket, but there was an accident, and the highway was a confucktion.

twithole

A Twitter ass. An overly opinionated troll. Also, the Twitter universe itself.

That guy is a twithole. He just trolls everyone and ruins the convo.

I wasted my day in the twithole. Should have gone outside, but instead I got lost in some stupid thread about nothing.