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stickers

Amalgamation of the two words - sticky knickers. Used to describe underwear with skid marks, or after unsuccessfully trying to wait while desperate to go for a wee.

My wife was feeling discomfort in her stickers, as she'd been stuck on the bed with paralyzed legs for some time.

by Little Computer Nerd October 13, 2009

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bedlife

Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.

My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!

by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009


Knackard Bell

Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.

Hey dude, there's a load of new listings on ebay for Knackard Bell pc's.

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009


Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.

God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.

by Little Computer Nerd June 16, 2010

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chocpile

A stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for Christmas.

I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.

by Little Computer Nerd December 14, 2011


negotihater

One who tries to negotiate with others, but has strong hate for their point of view on the subject.

That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater

by Little Computer Nerd March 25, 2010


year debt

Taken from the phrase year dot, year debt refers to a year when you've got lots of debt to pay back, especially after having a merry cashmas.

Man I had a fabulous Cashmas, but now I'm back to year debt!

by Little Computer Nerd December 19, 2009