twee

A hybrid of the words "tiny" and "wee" used to describe states of smallness.

"That twee bastard stole my hot dog!!!"

"Girl A: I hope your boyfriend dies of rectal cancer!!!!

(silence)

Girl A: Too much?

Girl B: A twee bit."

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Beauregard

Designation of male of the human species- generally rich, white, well-bred, conservative, preppy, and well-dressed. Typically East Coast, running the gambit from the more traditional New England Wasp (AKA- the JFK) to the Southern Gentleman.

WOW! Check out that Beauregard coming out of Hampden-Sydney!

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