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Blowing up her club refers to what happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman
1st guy: "dude, I'm nervous that Ashley's pregnant"
2nd guy: "why?"
1st guy: "a few weeks ago I totally blew up her club and now she's late"
Lainey is so freaky, every time we get drunk she lets me blow up her club
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Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
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Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tvâs late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they canât peel themselves away from the video footage.
Brian: where are you going?
Ashley: Iâm going to bed. Weâve seen this before. This is riot porn.
A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.
Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"
Refers to someone born out of the COVID pandemic widespread social isolation and quarantine efforts. Typically speaking, a millennial but more conscientious and less selfish than a millennial due to their having been born in a time that demands greater perspective and social responsibility.
Jenna is a true covillenial. She really seems to have wonderful perspective, keeps a positive outlook and always contributes for the betterment of those around her.
1. Laugh Out Loud
2. Lots Of Love
1. That was so funny, lol
2. lol George x
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âKaepernixedâ to be blacklisted and kept out of a job due to childish, ninny-footed, inflammatory conduct that becomes detrimental to The completion of the task at handâ
Oh man, bill had better watch his disruptive behavior. At this point, he is in danger of getting kaepernixed by management