Nickelback

A band that should replace white noise torture at Guantanamo Bay because they're so horrible!

Timmy: Hey Stevie!
Stevie: Yeah?
Timmy: Wanna hear Nickelback's new LP?
Stevie: Okay!
*Nickelback starts playing*
Stevie: OH GOD NO! MY EARS! AHH FAKKKK NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Cult

A nice place where the truth is always told. Cults don't corrupt your brain at all.

Timmy: Mommy, let's go to the cult meeting!
Mom: That'll be fun for the whole family!

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