valmorification

noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.

"The valmorification worked!"
-TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE

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blabbittyhoo

noun, 1. what you don't hear when you aren't paying attention.

When whatshisface started talking about the whoseiwhatsits, it was all blabbittyhoo to me.

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Sinistrodextral

noun, 1. (contemporary) a person who has abandoned Marx for Freedom.

David Horowitz is a true Sinistrodextral.

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I.D.10-T

noun, 1. nerdspeak for idiot, "ID10T."

I told you not to let the office manager touch anything that uses electricity! That I.D.10-T pushed the reset button on the server.

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valmorpharize

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

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He's her lobster

explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.

"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS

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valmorphanize

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.

verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!

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