Deat

Noun: deat deet
Verb, gerund or present participle: deating deeting
Verb, past tense: deated deeting

1. A Portmanteau word combining dating and eating.

2. To go out with someone for the purpose of obtaining free meals or drinks.

Noun: Last night’s deat was awesome: I ate a tomahawk steak with garlic mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon!

Verb (present): She meets guys online for the purpose of deating them.

Verb (past): I got deated last night and stuck with a $300 bill...