Freakingulpinloser

fool

a person you know and wished you didn't

Assdout

Bent out of shape

your ass is where your head should be

frotch

fire crotch- someone with red pubic hair

usually refers to a guy

carrot top has a frotch.

Malvinator

Six foot three tall angry motorbike riding, disc golf playing, air guitarist with Coors Lite in hand

You'll know it when you see it

Adougie

One kick ass Charger move on the field

not a fumble