stink palm

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand

That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.

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assed out

1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party

2)A major drug high

3)Tired, worn out

4)Out of luck

1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"

2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.

3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'

4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.

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the sex

1)Term used to describe someone that is sexy
2)Term used to describe something or someone that is very cool

1)"Damn, Tom asked you out?! You're sooo lucky, he is the sex!"

2a)Your new car is the sex.
b)Kimmy let me borrow her awesome shoes for the dance, she is the sex.

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