Maxwell

Maxwell is a phantasmagorical person who never knows how to disappoint. A Maxwell will always make his girl feel like she's one of a kind and the only girl in the world. No matter what he does, he's always considered cute, loving and adorable. Maxwell plays sports, watches NCIS, and loves funny movies. He is a great baseball catcher but an even better pleaser. He will act like he's cool and all but in reality he is a sweetheart. His girlfriend likes him tremendously and can't wait to see him everyday. A maxwell is prone to having a weakness for ass and for boobs. Basically, he is the best Maxwell on the earth.

Person 1: Who is that insanely attractive guy, who also happens to be watching NCIS?
Person 2: Oh that's Maxwell!
Person 1: Man I wish I was his girlfriend.
Person 2: Join the club.

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Shitinder

can be used as a boys name or can be used as a replacement word for cusing. often used by young freshmen girls

"Oh shitinder! I left my book at school."

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