Wetting your pants as you exit Walmart after robbing it.
He Wetmarting after he stole the whole stock of Nutella so I took a slow-mo.
A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.
He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.
A sexy monkey who can work a speedo.
I had a fabulous time with that smoochkong I just met in the forest.
When your boyfriend gets too touchy.
He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.
A sexy naked Sasquatch with a big dick.
The orange beescuet was very handsome running around town.