SMP

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you

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Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

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Whiskey School

Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise

Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

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Milwaukee Grinder

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.

Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!

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Box Lunch at the "Y"

Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring

I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.

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Felony Juice

Another name for tequila.

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....