walrus punch

1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man

"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."

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Cult of Burnination

The Cult of Burnination is a religion that follows Trogdor the Burninator, the guardian of the Univarse. They beleive that the Univarse was brought into being by The Great and Powerful Sheet of Lined Notebook Paper and the Almighty Pencil of Creation, which were in turn created by the All-Powerful Eric Weigle. It is said that one day, Trogdor shall come and burninate all, cleansing the Sheet of Lined Notebook Paper so that it may be drawn upon anew.

The Cult of Burnination is a bunch of Homestar Runner-worshipping nerds that hold ritual sacrifices over yonder. Pay them no mind.

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grape

a greeting rapist, one who cops a feel when they say hi to someone

watch out for tom over there, he's a grape

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