pump & dump

Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.

Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.

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cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.

Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.

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fuck & flee

Dating someone just to get in their pants then dumping him or her, usually in persuit of another piece.

Well, first you FUCK (decidedly in and out motion), and then you FLEE the scene.
"you dating Carissa?"
" yeah but its just a fuck & flee deal, nothing big."

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pecker puke

Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.

Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her up.

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