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The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.
Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?
Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.
Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?
John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.