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zed

The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.

A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.

by Little.Fire September 20, 2018


spoon moment

A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.

It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.

by Little.Fire May 11, 2018

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DJ

It's an abbreviation for Disc Jockey.

You're gonna play today as a DJ.

by Little.Fire January 6, 2017

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retrologic

retroactive (and often selective) local argument made to justify actions, thoughts, beliefs, or choices made in the past or before the retroactive justification was formed. it describes creating a reason, justification, or any other device of human reason and/or argumentation after the said actions, thoughts, beliefs, or choices were made. Do 'it' now and invent a why later.

Often people's answers to hard questions for their dubious, questionable, or morally debatable actions during stressful, precarious, tumultuous, turbulent, or uncertain times are retrological. They construct reasoning and argue for and from it even if that why was completely different true why (if any) from the subject-matter requiring the reason. That's retrologic.

by Little.Fire September 10, 2023


numberthing

noun. pl. numberthings. a mathematical object constructed of numbers, algebra, and/or operation sequences.
Numberthings are very real objects but they are completely intangible and not necessarily connected to any physical objects or phenomena.
A numberthing exists solely within one of the infinite worlds of mathematics, reason, and computing itself.

TV shows make meaningless dancing collages of numberthings appear to depict geniuses afoot or at work. When the audience tries to freeze-frame view any given numberthing in that collage, it's either a generic formula or gibberish.

by Little.Fire May 1, 2022