Seattle

some dumb place with a shitload of underage weed use, rain, and fish. the "alaskan" bush people on discovery live here and nobody knows how to drive. some dumb companies started here like; Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, amazon and one more i can't remember. if you come here on vacation you will have nothing to do. the people who live in portland oregon are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better portland is and thy think its this big dispute but its really just them ex: portlandia. the university of washington is here also

me: do you want to go downtown
my friend: all there is in downtown seattle is homeless people and terrible public transportation
me: you right

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