manalone

(pron. man-a-lone-ee) TV dinner for a single guy

I ate my last packet of manalone last night. Tonight it's the cardboard it came in. I'm so wone-wee, so vewy vewy wone-wee ...

12👍 1👎

Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!