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When your boomer grandma flashes you and you get a hard erection.
Woah Grandma! That booner hurts so much!
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When you go to piss in the middle of the night and only piss onto the side of the toilet so no one hears you.
Last night I had to piss so I whipped out my sylenced snipper
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You may toss and turn to the sound of thunder but I got a wadamelone to sooth my slumber.
Loves Star Wars but still bangs out Fortnite like a sad little 3 year old. Please click add it so we can cure him of this disease.
Bro stop playing Fortnite, you're becoming Ryan Laviers.
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Another word for a sperm bank.
I'm off to donate to Cumunism
When you say wrong bathroom when your brother walks into the men's.
*Walks into men's bathroom* Brother: wrong bathroom, komdy
When you make your father disappear just by being born.
Bro my dad disappeared. Majic!
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