Taking the Herbie to the curb

When someone inserts the penis and testicles into the vagina during sex.

I was taking the herbie to the curb last night and your mom got pissed and kicked me out.

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Raking the leaves

Scraping crabs and/or pubic lice out of pubic hair with your teeth.

I am so tired of raking the leaves for your mom, she needs to shave that shit and get rid of the problem.

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