God

god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways

"Hello my name is God, would u like a line of this bad ass coke?"

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foz

someone or something that smells really really bad and is really really stupid.

someone or something that smells really really bad and is really really stupid.

"That waterslide was so foz"
"damn dude your really just a foz toady"
"your extra fozzy today"
"You're really fozzed out"
"don't be such a foz"

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spotch

A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.

Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.

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Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

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swearta

hell yeah

Used like any other exclamation.

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mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

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thong

Thong is a sexy piece of underwear also known as ass floss.

Mandy loves to wear thongs. It is her favorite piece of underwear.

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