road slug

n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit

Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.

Nigglet pigglet

A name used in pure anger to insult the pigs in Angry Birds that smirk at you when you fail to kill them. Best used in a slightly cutesy voice, as to amuse anyone within hearing distance.

"DAMN IT, I've played this level ten times and I just can't get that one fucking nigglet pigglet!"

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