A sexual act in which a man ejaculates over a pregnant woman's belly, thus imitating someone icing a large cinnamon roll.
"I love having sex with my wife when she's really far along in her pregnancy - we do the Cinnamon Roll every night!"
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A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"
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A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"
Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
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