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When your negative traits come out while drinking liquor.
Is this work Christmas party serving Gin & Toxic? Jenn in supply chain keeps slow winking & blowing kisses to our boss.
When you ask a friend to drinks then end up inviting yourself to stay at their house all weekend.
Verb: âWe should get drinks tonight- but may end up Jimmying at your place.â
When you are drinking gin and itâs influence takes over your better judgement.
I texted an old bumble match yesterday after four drinks.... I was definitely under the ginfluence.
When you are hanging out with a Jennifer and you are completely powerless to their influence.
I was at a bar with Jennifer, and kept making decisions solely based off what she wanted me to do. I was completely under the Jennfluence.
People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.
Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...
Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?
Using a friend to drive you places because you donât feel like spending money on ubers.
Iâm going to ask Jenn to be my fruber driver and take me to the international airport since itâs 45 minutes away.
When you donât feel like fronting the money for an Uber, so you ask a friend to drive you around instead.
Iâm going to ask Jenn to be my fruber to the airport tomorrow since itâs 45 minutes from my house.
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