Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

yee hoe

A girl who buys a flannel, a cowboy hat and boots to go to a country concert for a band that she knows one song

That girl is a yee hoe, she bought those boots to go to a Zach Brown Band concert, only because she knows the song Chicken Fried

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