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Yo Chad, we're having a 10x10 in the dining hall next week. Wanna come?
Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
When you do doggystyle but use your piss as lube.
My wife hates when when we do Soggy Doggy.
A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
When your bro absolutely roasts you but it's ok because he's your bro
Chad: bro you look like a stale cucumber
Brad: bro you know I'm sensitive about that bro
Chad: bro you just got broasted
A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.
"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."
A sex move in which the male pours lighter fluid into the anus of the female, lights in on fire, and promptly inserts his penis, thus lighting his dick on fire. The move can be extended by the male thereafter participating in flaming vaginal intercourse.
I tried to do a Belarusian Fireball last night, but my dick wouldn't catch.
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