Celeron Syndrome

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

Sister Margie

When you mess up your life so much that you need Jesus

Stephen: "Mate, I tell ya, the other day I pulled a right Sister Margie"
Greg Gregson: "What did you do?"
Stephen: "Went skinny dipping and did some coke"