Brunchy

A middle aged technocrat whose only hobby is going to brunch with their brunchy friends. After a long week pushing pencils and filing documents, they satisfy their meaningless life by ordering French 75s at 10am and asking the server to take a picture for instagram.

Hey bro, wanna get mimosas and vegan breakfast tacos at Huckleberry?

No thanks brunchy, I'm all out of d-bag nickels.