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Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.
See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.
Oi lads! Look at my foreskin hanging over the top of my mushroom!
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An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
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The practice of orally pleasuring the anus/rectum of another by using the lips/tongue. The 'rim' being the anus hence the act of 'rimming.' Usually applied to those with a fetish for having their ass stimulated in such a way. Also a term used for somebody who is a typical 'suck-up' or 'brown-nose.'
'Man, could you get your tongue any further up Mr. Johnson's ass? He's not gonna give you a promotion, quit the rimming!'
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North America/US - A person who has little to no ambition to attempt to have as good a life as possible, i.e an unemployed and lazy type person who may still live with others and having somewhat of a locust lifestyle. Also a term used for a homeless person/tramp.
"Dude what you gonna do when your boss fires you? Live on the streets like a bum!?"
British/UK term - the ass/buttocks/butt is often referred to as a person's 'bum.'
US/North America - "Sit your butt down on that chair right there."
UK - "Sit on your bum on that chair right there."
Generally worldwide a bum is a term that's used to describe a typical douchebag, lazy and unambitious person.
"Dude you live at home with your parents and have no job or no girlfriend... You're a BUM!"
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The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
An abbreviation that stands for 'Typical Hottie On TikTok/Twitter/Tinder' (or any other social media online platform that begins with the letter T.
A promiscuous and loose moral online female. Those on platforms like OnlyFans etc that appeal to the simps of the world.
Stay away from thots online fella's, is paying hundreds of dollars for used panties really worth it? They probably won't even be hers!
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