slsk

soulseek, a p2p program used to download media files with chatrooms that are corrupted by homophobic racists and people who can't stop talking about the Postal Service.

A slsk user was looking for a Postal Service album when another slsk user called her a nigger faggot.

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SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

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toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

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fug

A member of the 1960's ESP/Reprise band, the Fugs.
A dance created by the aforementioned band.

Tuli, Ed, and Ken are fugs.
Baby, let's fug.

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like nothing

amazing or beyond comparison. short for 'like nothing else.'

man, that was like nothing!

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payola

Bribery made to a dj in exchange for promotion of an album or single. Derived from the words 'pay' (give money to) and 'victrola' (a record player).

You'd need to offer some serious payola to get your song played.

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sassafras

a tree or the root of this tree that is often used to make GOOD root beer.

you: hey, what's in Hansen's creamy root beer?
me: sassafras and some stuff.

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