1111

The passcode to the Intel room of the BLU base

Scout: "Yo, a little help here"
Soldier: "Alright, alright I got it. Stand back son."
(Enters the code "1111" before the Heavy barges through, destroying the door anyway)

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Shit

The giant brown thing sitting in your pants right now

"bro, I just took a shit"
"pretty cool dude, can I eat it?"