FWFT

Acronym: Forced With Follow-through

Distinct from plain follow through by the attempt to maximise the farts volume. Essentially to gamble and lose with slightly higher stakes.

Hugo: "Aw, man. I FWFTed"

Gaz: "Dude, you are foul"

Tom: "That's nothing - last week he FWFTed while he was cwtching with his missus"

Fit

An episode where one feels the need to defecate, but once settled on the throne, flatulence serves to relieve one of the need to 'go'.

The prefix denotes the result, the suffix the intention, as in shart

"That's a relief - turned out to be a fit. Lucky really, 'cause there was no bog roll left!"

"I didn't catch that - the music's too loud"

"I SAID..." etc

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