Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

Snobgobbler

(Noun)

1.) A gender-neutral term for Gold Digger.

2.) One who willfully and gleefully stimulates the genitalia of the Rich and Famous with their mouth in hopes of becoming one in the same.

Did you see so and so in that back alley over there? That snobgobbler was saying their ABCs below that person's Beltline so they could score a Mercedes.

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