april 5th

April 5th! The Day Kurt Cobain Killed Himself! April 5th 1994! R.I.P Kurt Cobain!

The Suicide Of Kurt Cobain

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farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

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splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

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shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

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Nicety

Something or someone extemely tight. A combination of the words nice and nasty.

Them new J's is nicety my nig.

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Philly Kurtley

sad ugly wench who's sister has bigger tits and slittier eyes

Phillipa Kurtley

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roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

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