splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

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shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

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farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

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Clyde Hopping Jesabelle

slang for a whore from the 1940's

My ex girlfriend is such a clyde hopping jesabelle

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april 5th

April 5th! The Day Kurt Cobain Killed Himself! April 5th 1994! R.I.P Kurt Cobain!

The Suicide Of Kurt Cobain

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burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

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Bouncy Bouncy!

Bouncy Bouncy is the fancy words for the concept of bounce
The concept of bounce is the law: an object hits the ground at an expotential rate, as it hits the ground, it reverberates and therefore, is pushed into the air by the force if the reverberation

The ball went bouncy bouncy on the gym floor.

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