tragic

Being a virgin until your 40.

God, I hope it doesn't happen to me...

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that's so lemon

"That's so lemon" is a way of saying something is very cool but slightly off, in the way that eating a lemon or something of that highly acidic or citrusy nature causes one to make /that/ face.

A: That new mansion I bought is so cool!
B: Yeah, that's so lemon! Too bad it's decrepit and beyond repair...

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Jaizume

Jism, said with a french accent.

I covered that ho in my jaizume last nigh. It was hot.

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Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

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necropheliac

One who is turned on by the thought of gettin' nasty with a corpse.

Sexually attracted to dead folks.

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PWP

An acronym for "plot? what plot?".
A category of fanfiction, PWP is used to connote a story whose main purpose is erotic stimulation, i.e., pornography.

Warning: this story is nothing more than a little PWP. ^_^

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aliens

1. In terrestrial terms, those who come from another country, a.k.a. immigrant.

2. Usually refers to any being that isn't from the planet earth, a.k.a. extraterrestrials (E.T.)

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