Ditch the wives

What the kids today say if something's cool or rad

Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.

*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!

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Sweaty

A synonym for “cool, awesome, gnarly”

“Bro, that’s so sweaty”

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Vegetarian

The worst lifestyle anyone could possibly choose.

They typically go by the term "asshole" because of the shitty "too good for you" attitude they carry around in that tiny dick.

Being vegetarian causes ones dick to commonly shrink, being unattractive. Vegetarian females tend to have a bushy pussy also very unattractive and causes their breasts and ass to flatten.

Zoe: umm is there a vegetarian option?
Meat eaters: suck it up it's just a cow
Zoe: meat is murder!
Meat eaters: stfu bitch, nobody loves you

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