ShitsPlode

When one had to take a dump so bad that it leaves shit shrapnel either all in or over the toilet.

Friend 1: Hey bro mind if I come over and we can play some Call Of Duty!?

Friend 2: No sorry man I ate two bowls of bran flakes and "ShitsPloded" the toilet. Shit got real homie!

BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.