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Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

by Lobster shag December 1, 2019

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Sticky cac wax

When you eat your cac but you add some sticky wax before, this causes you to have a feeling of your ass getting rubbed firmly

Top shagger plant: yo I think your gonna turn into a sticky cac wax
Top shagger cactus: me too can’t wait

by Lobster shag December 7, 2019


Minion hand penis

When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it

Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis

by Lobster shag December 7, 2019

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