Guy 1: yooo my neighbor got arrested
Guy 2: what for
Guy 1: ferretphilia man, he was a total creep
Guy 2: well thank god he was arrested i dont want him around my kids
Ferret: a pedophile, a person who doesnât deserve to be called a person, deserves a life sentence for their ferretphilia
Guy1: hey bro people say the elementary pe teacher is a ferret
Guy2: i hope not man i dont feel safe with my kids in his class anymore
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