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afghan

a crocheted blanket with a zigzag stripe pattern, usually knitted in psychedelic colors by an older female relative

On top of the neon pink and chartreuse afghan given me by Aunt Chardonnay on the occasion of my graduation from Lower Podunk Middle School, he fucked me all night long.

by Loci Genius April 22, 2005

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